monday thoughts.

happy monday!

(this picture has nothing to do with this post, i just like it.)

you know what i'd like to talk about today? the mtv movie awards.

now, let me first say that i don't normally watch the mtv movie awards. normally, i try to avoid most things on mtv. but this year was different, because josh hutcherson. 

guys, after i watched the mtv movie awards, i remembered why i don't watch the mtv movie awards.

highlights:

-josh hutcherson

-that incredible archery thing with jj abrams, jen lawrence and joel mchale.

-emma stone and andrew garfield. if they ever break up it will be the end of me.

-harry potter finally winning something. i get that we're all into whatever movie is huge that year, but the fact that harry potter has gotten such little recognition is baffling to me.

-emma stone winning that trailblazer award. there are few women in hollywood i like more than emma

-the perks of being a wallflower trailer.

lowlights:

-the winners of best kiss and best movie. i rolled my eyes so hard i think it might have been audible.

-russell brand. i don't always dislike him, but all those jokes about short marriages just made me second hand embarrassed. also, what material were his pants made out of?

-kristen stewart's acceptance speech for best kiss. girlfriend, no. even she knew it was going nowhere fast.

after the mtv movie awards i decided to keep making bad decisions because, why not, and i turned on the last 30 minutes of the Miss USA pageant. 

i really enjoyed how miss ohio (? can't remember, too lazy to google it) used julia roberts' character in pretty woman as a strong example of women in film.

i mean............

(spoiler alert if you haven't seen pretty woman. she's a prostitute.)

did you watch either of these events last night?

or did you make better decisions than i did?

let's chat.