(this picture has nothing to do with this post, i just like it.)
you know what i'd like to talk about today? the mtv movie awards.
now, let me first say that i don't normally watch the mtv movie awards. normally, i try to avoid most things on mtv. but this year was different, because josh hutcherson.
guys, after i watched the mtv movie awards, i remembered why i don't watch the mtv movie awards.
-that incredible archery thing with jj abrams, jen lawrence and joel mchale.
-emma stone and andrew garfield. if they ever break up it will be the end of me.
-harry potter finally winning something. i get that we're all into whatever movie is huge that year, but the fact that harry potter has gotten such little recognition is baffling to me.
-emma stone winning that trailblazer award. there are few women in hollywood i like more than emma
-the perks of being a wallflower trailer.
-the winners of best kiss and best movie. i rolled my eyes so hard i think it might have been audible.
-russell brand. i don't always dislike him, but all those jokes about short marriages just made me second hand embarrassed. also, what material were his pants made out of?
-kristen stewart's acceptance speech for best kiss. girlfriend, no. even she knew it was going nowhere fast.
after the mtv movie awards i decided to keep making bad decisions because, why not, and i turned on the last 30 minutes of the Miss USA pageant.
i really enjoyed how miss ohio (? can't remember, too lazy to google it) used julia roberts' character in pretty woman as a strong example of women in film.
(spoiler alert if you haven't seen pretty woman. she's a prostitute.)
did you watch either of these events last night?
or did you make better decisions than i did?